Don’t judge me to harshly
I have a weird fascination with Bruce Willis.
I don’t really know much about the guy, but for years I have been having dreams about him. I have let jj know that if he ever dies, I am going to move to Idaho and find Bruce and get him to marry me. jj counters, that if I ever die, he is going to find a college freshman (preferably lesbian) and get her to marry him. Fair is fair. So whatever.
I dream about Bruce a lot, like probably two or three times a month. It is not like naughty dreams or anything like that. Mostly, I just dream that he is around. I don’t know if he even knows who I am in the dreams. Except there was the one dream where he tried to rape me and I twisted off his head, but he was not actually human. He was a robot and there was all kinds of strange wiring in him.
I don’t know what movies he is in. I see him on David Letterman once in a while. He is old. I did not know how old, so I looked it up the other day, he is a year older than my mom. But you know, he has probably got old man boobs. Gross.
I don’t know where this comes from. He is probably worth millions, that is always attractive.