Don’t judge me to harshly
I have a weird fascination with Bruce Willis.
I don’t really know much about the guy, but for years I have been having dreams about him. I have let jj know that if he ever dies, I am going to move to Idaho and find Bruce and get him to marry me. jj counters, that if I ever die, he is going to find a college freshman (preferably lesbian) and get her to marry him. Fair is fair. So whatever.
I dream about Bruce a lot, like probably two or three times a month. It is not like naughty dreams or anything like that. Mostly, I just dream that he is around. I don’t know if he even knows who I am in the dreams. Except there was the one dream where he tried to rape me and I twisted off his head, but he was not actually human. He was a robot and there was all kinds of strange wiring in him.
I don’t know what movies he is in. I see him on David Letterman once in a while. He is old. I did not know how old, so I looked it up the other day, he is a year older than my mom. But you know, he has probably got old man boobs. Gross.
I don’t know where this comes from. He is probably worth millions, that is always attractive.
August 30th, 2006 at 9:40 am
I love Sting. Every time I see him in concert, I imagine getting backstage, talking to him and then having him wisk me away, back to England where we live happily ever after and neither of our families are upset at us because they see how truly happy we are. I don’t dream about him, but he is older than my parents as well and it is a quiet obsession and fascination…and that one time he was on ally mcbeal and sang…I nearly cried. oh, the sweet thoughts….
August 30th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
First- why does JJ want a lesbian?
Second- Bruce Willis has an amazing body, or atleast he did when he was in Pulp Fiction. There is a scene where he comes out of the shower, and, YUM! Good choice for you.