Nick and Jessica
I have a confession.
Those who are not into pop culture should stop here.
About a month ago, I checked out all the Newlywed DVD’s from the library and watched them as fast as I could. I could not get enough of them. I stayed up until like 4 in the morning several nights in a row.
It was so addicting to watch the ill-fated Nick and Jessica hack at each other until they drove each other crazy and had to get divorced to get away from each other. It was like watching Titanic, you know what is going to happen and yet you cannot look away.
My favorite episode is when she was trying to say Massachusetts. Mass-a-two-shits. I am so not kidding, that is really how she said it.
There was also the time that Jessica bought Nick a $50,000 dollar watch that was diamond encrusted. Before the big party Jessica got it out to show to some of her friends. One of the friends said, “He is going to love it, I bet he will cry.” What? He will probably cry that she spent so much on it and what man does anyone know that would really want to wear a diamond encrusted watch? The only people that I can think of are rappers and…that is pretty much it.
I think that jj would rather cut off his left arm then wear a diamond watch.