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This cracked me up this morning. Beware, it is the photo of an Italian butt. I am serious, if you don’t want to see a butt don’t look.

I read on one of my favorite blogs, that she is going to write about being Thankful this month. I think I will follow suite and do the same. Unless other things come up.

Today, I am grateful for warm bathes. Seriously. I take one almost everyday and just for 20 minutes, but they warm my soul and give me a little bit of me time alone. I always claim PRIVACY, Gentry get out of here I need to be alone. Gentry now claims privacy when he goes potty, until I need to wipe his little butt. When do they learn to do that on their own?

Also, did you see that it snowed today? At my house? Did it snow at your house as well? I am finally ready for the icky weather and seriously contemplating getting the Christmas tree up. I need it this year and all the effort does not seem worth it for just a month of looking at it. I am grateful for the long extended good weather of this October. Not freezing until now has been nice.

:: Photo credit goes to JJ ::

Speechless.

Hopeful.

I wonder what The View will be like tomorrow.

Some guys are super duper cute.

My mom told me I should lay off the whole pumpkin seeds or I might pass a pinecone fence. I think this is a true principle and will apply it to my life.

Also, I am adding my email to the side bar. Here are the rules on that:

1) I don’t want unsolicited stuff. Seriously. Just because it is over there does not mean I want daily updates on the cutest dog on the interweb. Or how horrible Barack Hussien Obama is. Or how your cousin got high on a bottle of air. Or why mothers are the best. Also, I don’t need Viagra. I swear I will send you an email that says UNSUBSCRIBE.

2) If you send me mean and nasty emails, which I do receive, I reserve the right to use them as content for my blog. I have a folder full of them. They are precious. I should share. Really.

3) Um, I deleted this one. Just don’t be a jerk.

4) If however, you would like to send me stuff that you think I really would like to hear about go ahead. Here are things I like: gardening, healthy eating, exercise, learning patience, you probably know already. If you read the blog, I think I am fairly easy to read.

5) If you would like me to practice taking pictures of your kids, I would do it. For a small fee. Cause I am new to this and need to get comfortable being bossy with other people besides JJ and Gentry.

6) I design marketing materials. I could do that for you. For a fee. I am good though, real good. Or if you want consulting, I do that too.

Doing the NoblowmePamanamaCity, thing. See icon to the right, and I know some of you cannot see my tool bar and I just have never felt like dealing with that problem. Maybe someday. Ha. Anyway, a post a day this month. This should be good.

Anyway. To start off the new month please look at the picture of me dressed as high end hooker, this my picture for you Eliot Spitzer. Also, JJ likes the high end hookers, the low end can give you the clap. So beware.

We went to Logan this weekend. I thought it would be freezing, because it usually is frigid and makes me want to crawl into a blanket cocoon and sleep for a year. It was warm, thank you global warming. I like these warm Octobers that don’t make you worry about hypothermia while out begging for candy from the neighbors.

We went over to Utah State Campus and walked around with Gentry. He loved it, it is rather child friendly I realize now that I have a kid and am not totally engulfed in attracting a mate.

He rolled up his pants and walked bare foot in the warm October weather. Warm! Warm? Have you been to Logan, it is like -30 on a nice day. Seriously.

Gentry is going to be Batman for Halloween. I made this costume for him, with a sewing machine and my hands. It was a major labor of love, seriously. I had to make everything twice, because my sewing skills are a little rusty/non-existent.

Gentry is now asking me what I am going to be for the big day? He says I could be Wonder Woman, or a princess or a pirate. Anything I want to be.

I think I need to start telling him the same thing.

JJ had a small surgery on Friday. Batman is fighting infection.

JJ said not to look at his back hair, so you better not.

Today the cut has a nice yellow bruise around it.

Dear Grammar Snob,

I cannot read your blog.

Love,
Makayla

Who painted these fields to look like this? Well, Dutch farmers of course. These are tulip farms and it makes we want to visit. What pretty vivid colors.