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My cousin Sarah is hilarious.

Cuke kids on the sand piles at my family reunion. Wouldn’t it be funny if they were all really a bunch of cucumbers in clothing.

Genty refused to keep his feet buried.

I got a little irritated with all the older kids throwing sand and eventually I turned into the safety patrol. I would take away toys and almost got to the point of making kids have timeouts.

There was one little girl who spit in my sister Kateka’s face. We went and told her dad and he was like, oh, she is just at that age. And laughed. What? No wonder she is part devil, her dad is completely devil. There is no appropriate age for spitting.

Next year when I go back and spend the entire time sitting on the sand, “diggin.” That is how Gentry says it. I am going to kick kids off the sand pile for being brats. I don’t care if their parents aren’t going to discipline them, I am going to let them know that there is someone in charge here and I am going to make kids be nice. There will be, “NO THROWING SAND ON THE SANDPILE!”

Now sit down and be nice you little terd.

Isn’t jj hilarious? He took this picture.