Words of Wisdom
I went to one of my sisters seventeen wedding showers tonight night. Everyone that had to give a gift had to also come up with some advice to give her. One lady said to treat him like a puppy.
I turned to my sister and said, “Feed him and walk him.”
Later I thought, “Oh, and don’t let him poop on the carpet.”
Sounds like good advice to me.
July 21st, 2006 at 6:48 am
“Treat him like a puppy”?? That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. 🙂
July 21st, 2006 at 11:13 am
It was first place, second was, “Put toothpaste on each others toothbrushes.” She said that it is a small service. Dumb.
July 21st, 2006 at 9:31 pm
Do these Herriman(sp?) women really have nothing else to do except squeeze toothpaste twice as much as normal people, clean up after pee and poop, and pretty much baby their adult counterparts. No wonder there are so many “secret” polygamists… husbands don’t need to lift a finger ever if there is more than one wife! (this may seem a little too mean since I do not know these ladies, so delete it if you feel it is appropriate)
July 22nd, 2006 at 7:07 am
It was not Herriman women. I did not have time to stay to that shower, although the ten minutes I was there was interesting. There is a women out there who has written a childrens book called, “Mommy Has One Foot.” And yes she is insane and for some reason I sat by her.
This shower was the grooms aunts and cousins, who did seem like nice people. Meaning their house was nice and the food was great. I don’t really know them though, so whatever.