This makes me crazy

On my bathroom floor right now:

:: one zebra
:: one camel
:: one giant water spitting toy spider
:: one winter dog, probably similar to the type Todd Palin has
:: one lizard
:: one giraffe
:: two cows
:: one dragonfly ring
:: pee
:: lots of hair that I cannot see but that braids itself around my toes
:: one square of toilet paper
:: one teal bath rug
:: one 50s style makeup case
:: one parenting book
:: one rubber band
:: one gift card to express
:: one book club book
:: two toddler works of art

Now times this by my bedroom and the living room and my carpet that needs to be cleaned but that no one does properly. I am a constant bag of nerves.


One Response to “This makes me crazy”

  • Kakes Says:

    Sometimes boys clean wrong on purpose, I think, so that we will get frustrated and just tell them to stop and we’ll do it ourselves. I feel that same way when I ask for a massage too. Stuart will knead into my back so far that I swear his hands are going to punch through my back and out through my chest, so again I tell him to stop after 4 seconds, that I feel great now. I swear he does that on purpose to get out of massages.

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