cleaning + a companion
Well hello new favorite friend?
What is that?
You want to follow me around today as I do utterly mundane things.
You don’t mind watching me scrub toilets and blow out my hair.
You will keep me energized while collecting masses of my hair from every corner of the bathroom, each and every bathroom?
And you aren’t going to make any comments about how my butt looks nothing like Cameron Diaz butt?
You know, diet pepsi, you and I are going to be good friends.