thank you, I will be here all week.
I have about a million things to do downstairs. I don’t know if I will ever be able to enter that level of the house again.
jj got up from the kitchen table and went and stood by the front door and farted.
Several times.
Loudly.
I guess I should thank him for not doing it at the dinner table.
However, I was at the dinner table.
Eating dinner.
And he was standing there.
Smiling.
Coyly.
Like, look at me. I am such a gentleman.
Farting is one thing.
Farting performances.
Well, that is a complete other thing.