Please forgive me
Dear Lord:
Please forgive me for going to Walmart today and helping expand the grotesque fortune of those Walton heirs.
The end and Amen.
I went because it is the only store I know of that sells my favorite cleaner. Dang it. While I was there I also picked up some flossers, because I have not had a good floss in nearly six weeks and it shows. I am spitting blood every time I brush my teeth now. I come out of the bathroom looking like Edward the Vampire. Or Jim Carrey as The Grinch.
I was so happy to have them I flossed in the car. Now my teeth hurt, but gingivitis has nothing on me.