I get what I want
I considered going to realty school for a couple days this week. It seems like a quick way to make money, but I don’t know if I am the type. I love looking at peoples houses, but knowing how much I am making off some poor sucker would really make me sick to my stomach. I could not do that to someone and I know that I would widdle my commission down to nothing.
I am the type that likes everyone to win. When I play a game, I would rather be the loser or have everyone be the winner. Before all my sibling were married we would play board games like, “Who Wants to be a millionaire” together. No one actually ever won, it ended up being, “Let’s all be millionaires together.”
I hate playing games with competitive people. I would rather not play at all because I will let them win and then they will rub it in my face. I won, I won, I won. I don’t know. Or I will let the person who needs to win, win. It is not that important to me. I don’t want to force things in my favor.
I also hate the recognition I get for winning. I don’t want to be paid any attention. Look at all the losers, how do you feel about being the winner? Well, really, really bad. I am sorry. I didn’t mean to be better. You are great too.
I might actually be a really great contestant in a Miss Whatever Pageant. You are the smartest, skinniest, most beautiful girl I know. No, you are and you hair is perfect. No it is you. You are going to win. No, you are. You are the best and I know it. No, it is you. And on and on. I think that it could also go on like this with a gay man for days. Because we know how sweet you are and how much we need your opinions while shopping for clothes and makeup. Somehow I trust them much more than the females at the makeup counter and clothes stores. Their makeup is always flawless. I wish I could have such perfectly shaped eyebrows. I am always in need of a good plucking.
Yet somehow, I always get my way. Things are done how I want them. People ask me before they do things. Should we have green or blue plates at this party you are not in charge of? Green of course. Thank you for asking, if we have blue plates, the party will be disastrous and the fruit may not match. Obviously.