Freakal Matter
Today is the day that I have the car. Well, today and Friday. We are a one car family and it does not bug me. I know that if I had a car I would go out and spend tons of money all the time. Gentry and I usually come up with ways to entertain each other.
We went to the library today and being the socially conscious son that he is, he pooped his pants. I thought that this was like all the other poops from all the other days, unfortunately, it was like the poops from when he was three months old. The kind that exploded out the sides of the universe and cause a Doppler effect to make you wonder what is coming your way and what just passed you by. That was the kind of fecal matter we were dealing with today at the library. I used to save the clothes that he had done this in and scrub it out later with a toothbrush. Today I decided that I was tired of this and fortunately it was only on the onsie. So I threw it away. It really made me happy today to not have to scrub poop out a tiny t-shirt.