More Contradictions

Because my family gossips, I found out that my cousin Mariah has a tattoo. My dad told him that “The Church” frowns on that. Interesting, I thought. They also are not fond of castration and do-it-yourself man boobs. But I guess I we are not talking about that.

I’d love a tattoo. I just cannot think of a place to put one that will not end up with stretch marks down the middle of it. Can you just imagine, I get a japanese-esque branch with apple blossoms on my back where everyone else has one and it ends up looking like her. Make sure you scroll down.


One Response to “More Contradictions”

  • Natesaub Says:

    I have a tattoo, it’s a trebel Cleft, but it is kind of swirly, Naomi has her belly button peirced, so do I, there are definatly worse things you could do…

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