Workout Plan
I checked out from the library Carmen Electras Advanced Aerobic Striptease. Mostly out of curiosity of seeing what kind of work out this could possibly be. It isn’t. I don’t think you could get a work out from the six 5-minute clips of non-exercise that mostly repeat themselves and go incredibly slow. I was hoping for some sexy work out, none found here unfortunately.
I guess the workout comes from later, after you have performed it for your husband.
Also, did you know that you and your 40-year old neighbor could join a dance class. I am not talking like waltz and tango. I am talking about like the drill team at high school. My neighbor wants me to join with her, I cannot think of anything less appealing. Oh, wait, yes I can. But not a lot of things.
For instance, I never wanted to be in those when I was in high school. And now that I could be performing right after my neighbors daughter, that makes it even less appealing.
But there was the few months while I was pregnant that I went to Jazzercise. Now that is an experience. I am so uncoordinated. I cannot get dance moves down, ever. The lady that taught these classes would yell at me because while everyone else was turning right I was always turning left or pumping my arms the wrong way. During the sexy dance stuff I would just do jumping jacks or something. I hate all the extra crap. I just want to get in, work HARD, and get out of there and then be sore from the good work out that I put in. I rarely would even sweat in that class and I was trying hard to sweat. So I quit and joined Xcel Spa & Fitness. That was good, but still I hated going to the classes and trying to learn the moves. So I eventually quit doing that also and just walking on the treadmill during CSI:Blanding, or whatever was on.
There came a time while pregnant that I was walking on the treadmill and sneezed. At that moment I lost a little bladder control and leaked a little pee. Nobody knew, but I booked it to the bathroom and made sure that I did not do that again. I think after that I did not work out much. I was so big though that I was having a hard time walking anyway. The most exercise that I wanted to be doing was getting off the couch to find the remote or a bag of cheetos.